May 2012
39 posts
i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over
beep beep mother fuckers
I was just about to post about how I was all by my lonesome in my family’s store and had resorted to eating the merchandise because I hadn’t had a customer all day but then a customer came in and bought stuff. :) I’m satisfied now.
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!”
—No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
