We just had a heavy rainstorm for FIVE MINUTES and it managed to fuck up our POS system at work and knock out the traffic lights. Blegh.


caramelandsugar:

clannyphantom:

THE ONLY IMPORTANT COMIC EVER

Mad at how maniacally I smiled at this…

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maquinasdefax:

Gumdrops, chocolates, cookies, ice cream and stuff.

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Omfg my new pet is gonna be a monster. I’m that much closer to owning a legitimate dragon.


I really hope my table can support a 40 gallon turtle tank…. This could end badly. Pleeeease don’t break until I can afford a tank stand.


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Oh good. My favorite imaginary group of people are comming to town tomorrow.


getradified:

blastpete:

I will never not reblog this

I’m still convinced Dankey Kang has to be a type of weed.

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sirnomsalot:

It’s killing me to pass up on buying Transistor today on Steam. I just got Age of Mythology and Papo and Yo and I need to slow down. I’d buy the whole damn store if I could, though this is the least amount of money I’ve ever spent during a Steam sale. I’m proud and sad at the same time lol.

Bought it.. And the soundtrack too… God I’m awful.


johnthewindyegbert:

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:



Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin


wow…

johnthewindyegbert:

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:

Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin

image

wow…

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Q
How far have you gone with a guy?
Anonymous
A

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once


hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

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