College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

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ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

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We just had a heavy rainstorm for FIVE MINUTES and it managed to fuck up our POS system at work and knock out the traffic lights. Blegh.


caramelandsugar:

clannyphantom:

THE ONLY IMPORTANT COMIC EVER

Mad at how maniacally I smiled at this…

(via pikabeards)


maquinasdefax:

Gumdrops, chocolates, cookies, ice cream and stuff.

(via jayofthefalloutassassins)




Omfg my new pet is gonna be a monster. I’m that much closer to owning a legitimate dragon.


I really hope my table can support a 40 gallon turtle tank…. This could end badly. Pleeeease don’t break until I can afford a tank stand.


(via pikabeards)



Oh good. My favorite imaginary group of people are comming to town tomorrow.


getradified:

blastpete:

I will never not reblog this

I’m still convinced Dankey Kang has to be a type of weed.

(via teen-derp)


sirnomsalot:

It’s killing me to pass up on buying Transistor today on Steam. I just got Age of Mythology and Papo and Yo and I need to slow down. I’d buy the whole damn store if I could, though this is the least amount of money I’ve ever spent during a Steam sale. I’m proud and sad at the same time lol.

Bought it.. And the soundtrack too… God I’m awful.


johnthewindyegbert:

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:



Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin


wow…

johnthewindyegbert:

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:

Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin

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wow…

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